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The Scambler
03:37
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On a warm summer's eve
On a train bound for a Portland
I met up with the writer
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took to tradin'
One zine for another
He took a hard look at mine,
And he began to speak
He said, "Kid, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's zines
Knowin' what the words were
Before I turned a page
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I could tell just a few things
For a taste of your whiskey
I'll help you set your price"
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
He asked about my copies
And how much I pay each time
So I told him what my cost was
And his faced lost all expression
He said, "If you're gonna scam the system,
You gotta do it right
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your copies
When you're still inside the building
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the scammin's done
Every zinester knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away
And knowin' what to keep
'Cause every zine's a winner
And every zine's a loser
And the best that you can hope for is an
interview on NPR
And when he finished speakin'
He gave me five more zines
He said that I could keep them
He had plenty more
I looked at what he gave me
And I asked how much it cost him
He just went and shook his head
And said it was an easy score
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your copies
When you're still inside the building
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the scammin's done
You've got to know when to hold 'em (when to hold 'em)
Know when to fold 'em (when to fold 'em)
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your copies
When you're still inside the building
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the scammin's done
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your copies
When you're still inside the building
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the scammin's done
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Zi-ii-ii-ine, zine zine zine
Zi-ii-ii-ine, zine zine zine
When I want to, write some words
When I want to, get myself heard
Whenever I want to, all I have to do is
Zi-ii-ii-ine, zine zine zine
When I go out, to a show
And I see friends, they have to know
Whenever I see people, I will give them
A Zi-ii-ii-ine
I can make a fold, the best you'll ever hold
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I'm zinin' my life away
I need zines more, than food or drink
I love zines more, than people think
Whenever I want to, all I have to do is
Zi-ii-ii-ine, zine zine zine
Zi-ii-ii-ine
I can fold a crease, as smooth as lightning grease
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I'm zinin' my life away
I need zines more, than food or drink
I love zines more, than people think
Whenever I want to, all I have to do is
Zi-ii-ii-ine, zine zine zine
Zi-ii-ii-ine, zine zine zine
Zi-ii-ii-ine, zine zine zine
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Got cartridge, in printer
An opinion I'm gonna voice it
Creation I feel creative
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Got paper, and a long arm stapler
Been typin' Distro leaning
No reason just seems so pleasing
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Gonna use my tape
Gonna use my ruler
Gonna use my gluestick
Gonna use my scissors
Gonna use my fingers
Gonna use my, my, my imagination
'Cause I'm, gonna make a zine
Like nobody else can
No one like me
I'm special, so special
I gotta have some of your attention give it to me
Got reviewed I can't wait to see
Got new orders so sweet
Got something I'm mailing to you
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Gonna use my tape
Gonna use my ruler
Gonna use my gluestick
Gonna use my scissors
Gonna use my fingers
Gonna use my, my, my imagination
'Cause I'm gonna make a zine
Like nobody else can
No one like me
I'm special, so special
I gotta have some of your attention
Give it to me
'Cause I gonna make a zine
Like nobody else can
No one like me
I'm special, so special
I gotta have some of your attention
Give it to me
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4. |
Bad Margins
05:05
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It seems like yesterday
But it was long ago
I'd go make some copies, spending most of my nights
With a friend of mine who worked down at Kinko's
And the secrets that we shared
All the copies that we stole
Got caught one time, and it was no good
So many copies each night, we were outta control
And I remember what she said to me
How she swore that it never would end
Then we looked down at the the copies
Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then
We had bad margins
We were printin' with bad margins
We were young and dumb, and we were printin'
With bad margins
The years rolled slowly past
And I found myself alone
Surrounded by strangers I thought were my friends
No copy connection and no one to help me fold
And I really had no choice
Too many copies for me to hold
I was living to run and running to live
Never worried about paying or even how much I owed
Making eight zines a month, for months at a time
Breaking all of the rules that would bend
I never seemed to notice in that frame of mind
Where the end of my sentences might end
With bad margins
so many little zines with bad margins
I found myself seeking help from bad margins
(instrumental -- I just want to take this time to really
emphasize to all you young zine-makers out there
exactly how important it is to be fully aware
of exactly how much space you have on your paper
Give yourselves room, shrink it down if you need
When even one word is cut off, even one letter,
Well, the whole story can be ruined. And that,
in turn, can ruin an entire zine. After all
the hard work you've put into this project, the last
thing you want is to fuck it up at the copy
machine. Run off one copy, check your margins,
and make adjustments. Come back later for a
bigger and better print run. You'll be happy you did.)
Well those drifter's days are past me now
I've got so much more to think about
Deadlines and commitments
What to leave in, what to leave out
I don't need bad margins
I'm still regrettin' those bad margins
I'm older now but still regrettin' the bad margins
Well I'm older now and still regrettin'
The bad margins
The bad margins
The bad margins
Stop printin'
Gotta stop printin' with bad margins
Stop printin'
Just stop printin' with bad margins
Stop printin'
printin' with bad margins
printin' with bad margins
See the young ones print
Watch the young ones print
Watch the young ones printin'
They'll be printin' with bad margins
Don't let the zinesters print
Don't let the zinesters print
They'll be printin' with bad margins
With bad margins ...
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5. |
The Zign
03:17
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I, I got a new life
I'm totally DIY now, I'm so glad
How could a person as cool as me hang out with you?
Why, why do I bother?
You read mainstream magazines
Oooo, is enough, enough
I saw the zine and i opened up the zine I read the zine
Life is intriguing, if you just start reading
I saw the zine and it had such great design I read the zine
No one's gonna help you out to get into the life where you belong
But you still pronounced it wrong
Enough with the TV
For so many years we followed awful shows
How can existence like that bring me joy
Enough with the radio
Where I hear people I don't know
Is enough, enough
I saw the zine and i opened up the zine I read the zine
Life is intriguing, if you just keep reading
I saw the zine and it had such great design I read the zine
No one's gonna help you out to get into the life where you belong
But you still pronounced it wrong
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I saw the zine and it opened up my mind
And I am happy now better believe it
Happier than you, ooohhh
I saw the zine and it opened up my eyes I read the sign
No one's gonna help you out to get into the life where you belong
I saw the zine- I saw the zine- I saw the zine
I saw the zine- I saw the zine
I saw the zine- I saw the zine- I saw the zine
And it opened up my eyes I read the zine
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6. |
Zine Lover
02:30
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Every night I hope and pray
A zine lover will come my way
Someone with beautiful eyes
Who knows how to make a pocket-size
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Someone (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My friend (yeah-yeah)
I want a zine lover
So I don't have to zine alone
Zine lover, where are you
With some scissors, oh, so true
And a stapler that I can use
Any time I get the blues
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Someone (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My friend (yeah-yeah)
I want a zine lover
So I don't have to zine alone
Someday, I don't know how
We'll make, a split zine
Some way, I don't know how
We'll start a zine library
zine lover, until then
I'll write some more zines again
That's the only thing to do
I make a lot of zines it's true
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Someone (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My friend (yeah-yeah)
I want a zine lover
So I don't have to zine alone
zine lover, until then
I'll write some more zines again
That's the only thing to do
I make a lot of zines it's true
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
Someone (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My friend (yeah-yeah)
I want a zine lover
So I don't have to zine alone
Please don't make me zine alone
I beg you don't make me zine alone
No, I don't wanna zine alone
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7. |
500 Zines
03:38
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When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who goes to a zinefest
And when I go there, yeah I know my zine will be
It will be better than all the rest
And when I get there, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who shows my zine to you.
And while explain', well I know I will explain
Everything that this zine can do for you.
But I would sell 500 zines
And I would sell 500 more
Just to be the one who sold more zines
Than anyone ever sold before
When I'm workin', yeah I know I'm gonna work
I'm gonna work until this zine of mine is through
And when the money comes in for the work I do
I'll just go and write another zine or two.
When I come home (When I come home), I'll have a new story
And I'll make sure that I write everything down
And if I grow old, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the oldest zine-maker around (in town??)
But I would sell 500 zines
And I would sell 500 more
Just to be the one who sold more zines
Than anyone ever sold before
Write a zine now!(Sell a zine now), Write a zine now!(Sell a zine now),
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Write a zine now!(Sell a zine now), Write a zine now!(Sell a zine now),
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
And when I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who writes another zine
Because no matter, no matter what happens
You can write a zine about anything
When I go out (When I go out), well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be headed to another zinefest
And when I come home (When I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be completely sold out of my zine
I'm gonna sell more copies than you have ever seen
But I would sell 500 zines
And I would sell 500 more
Just to be the one who sold more zines
Than anyone ever sold before
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